16 Responses to “Why the ugly girl is pretty when you're drun”
1. Kewtr Feb 10th, 2007 at 8:05 pm
Now that is a beautiful formula. Nice article too, thanks.
2. Marthirial Jan 12th, 2007 at 11:21 pm
I use another formula:
A = B x U /S
In which:
A = Attractiveness
B = Number of beers
U = Sexual Urgency (1 to 10)
S = Cash for sex
So the higher A is, the more attractive they are thanks to the alcohol.
3. Tim stevens Feb 10th, 2007 at 9:38 pm
But what explains why people think liberalism is so pretty? They can't all be drunk.
4. Roonie Feb 10th, 2007 at 9:43 pm
The next successful beer's catchphrase will be, “Now, proven NOT to stimulate your nucleus accumbens!”
5. Pik Feb 10th, 2007 at 10:21 pm
More you drink, the better I look.
6. Units Feb 10th, 2007 at 10:43 pm
Man, units don't match for that formula.
7. Joshua Gourneau Feb 10th, 2007 at 11:01 pm
If you want to play around with the equation I have created a simple page using http://instacalc.com that allows you to do so with ease.
8. John Dickstein Feb 10th, 2007 at 11:40 pm
I was always wondering why I had sex with the Lizard Lady and so many really ugly, overweight and heinous girls.
Now I know that it was my old friend
Jack Daniels who was talking me into doing things with some of the god's ugliest creatures.
I can't help myself, but I love liquor and pigs.
9. Krishna Feb 11th, 2007 at 7:27 am
Guys guys guys - it doesn't matter how many boffins you use to create a formula to try and justify this sort of thing,
but let's face it - sleeping with ugly
people will always remain a social sin!
Happy drinking punks!
K.
10. Andy Feb 11th, 2007 at 11:40 am
There is another factor that you need to bring into play in this analysis, the Cunningham-Isherwood law.
Brains * Beauty * Availability = k
I'm not sure of the interaction between this and the effect of alcohol. There needs to be more research funded to figure this
out.
11. Chris Feb 12th, 2007 at 1:22 am
If it werent for beer my there would be a lot less rednecks.
12. No drink, no score Feb 12th, 2007 at 11:34 am
If you drank zero beers, your score would be 0 not 1. So all sober people must have a pretty scary time walking down
the streets seeing only ugly people.
Glad I am never sober.
13. Seeing Clearly Feb 13th, 2007 at 5:16 am
So what is the formula for those who are drunk and think themselves attractive?! ‘Cause we've all seen them strutting
their stuff…and begged them not to!
14. Louise Mar 3rd, 2007 at 10:19 pm
Its not our that we are ugly god just wasn,t good to we can,t be all cindy crawfords.
15. Chris Mar 3rd, 2007 at 10:23 pm
Be ugly is not fun its horribe to look at to be point at and reject by every guy in the world.you blokes are so
shallow you need to look in the mirror being
honest with youselves because not yee are as good looking as you think you are
.SO THERE
16. Typical drunk guy Mar 13th, 2007 at 6:11 pm
Nice one Louise…I'd give you 10/10 for grammar after 6 beers.
17. Josh Saitz Apr 4rd, 2007 at 08:23 pm
Yeah, I know what you mean. Before I got married I had sex with tons of fat and ugly girls. After a while it became normal.
Now whenever I have sex
with my wife I fantasize about some of those chicks, especially Lee Lawlor...
18. Neuro Apr 13th, 2007 at 02:23 pm
Sorry, but as a neuroscientist i can tell you that this argument falls apart on many levels. The nucleus accumbens
mediates the anticipation or prediction of a reward.
All drugs of abuse 'activate' the nucleus accumbens.
Facial recognition is processed in a totally different area(s) of the brain. maybe the n. accumbens lights up after
your
facial recognition area has misfired and you think you're going to get lucky ....
19. Louise Apr 13th, 2007 at 15:13 pm
Men are the shallows creatures in the earth. No matter what advice they give out about guys not being shallow itm, s crap.
when a guy does n,t fancy you he does
n,t no matter what do. If your are ugly you are distant to be rejected all your life and end up
alone and unloved.
20. Louise Apr 16th, 2007 at 08:13 pm
"Guys guys guys - it doesn't matter how many boffins you use to create a formula to try and justify this sort of thing,
but let's face it - sleeping with ugly people
will always remain a social sin!
Happy drinking punks!
K."
And that leaves Krishna to be the most sinful person in town!
21. Mufasa Apr 16th, 2007 at 09:23 pm
Chris, are you a girl? if ya are, come on over and i'll make you feel beautiful. p.s. bring a six pack.
22. Orakio Apr 16th, 2007 at 18:03 pm
Were you drunk when you wrote this? Clooney or Angelina Jolie shouldn't appeal to anyone in their right mind.
If anything, looking at their faces all day on TV
causes neurons to stop firing.
23. Lord Byron Apr 16th, 2007 at 20:45 pm
I too disagree with this formula a bit. One of the most obvious things for me, about drunkenly sleeping with all
manner of pigs, is that ugly people are more likely
to warmly embrace you because they are so used to being rejected.
Also when you are intoxicated you will naturally want to gravitate towards the people who
seem as though they will return your
affections. eg: uglies, fuglies, nuglies, and even the dreaded dragunufuglies. Now if youll excuse me im gonna go chug some
yager and have sex with my ugly girlfriend.